[ this text was meant for the stranger who kindly promised to help victor with his dishwasher, but apparently all technology hates him today. ]
I apologize for contacting you so late, but even though I followed your example carefully the blasted thing is spilling soap foam everywhere. The kitchen floor is covered in it.
[ Okay, so the attached video and text is totally meant for his Dominant-slash-boyfriend, and not a total stranger, AND YET... here we are.
Attached is a short clip of Jeff in bed, naked, though he can only be seen from the chest up, because it's a totally classy and artsy bit of misfired pornography. But by the way he's throwing his head back and moving his arms, it's pretty clear he's having some fun by himself, even if the action's tastefully off screen.
[ Wait, what is-- why is this person responding-- OH GOD. ]
oh i see my mistake
[ Yes, okay, he can play it cool. He can type like he's not totally freaking out over sending an embarrassing video to a stranger! ]
hi my name's jeff what's yours?
[ ...okay, no, he can't keep up the calm act, even through text. He quickly follows up with another text: ]
oh my god that was too casual wasn't it i mean i JUST sent you a private home video of self pleasure which is TOTALLY inappropriate and then i followed it up with "hi my name's jeff what's yours" like i just bought you a drink at a bar!! i'm so sorry!
This is the second one I've gotten. That was meant for someone else.
[Din's almost ready to dismiss the whole thing, but then more texts keep coming. He's wondering how to respond. At least he seems nice enough to apologize. He won't lie. The video was a little...intriguing. But he won't admit it.]
Thank you, Jeff. For apologizing. [He could at least appreciate it.]
It was rather casual. Has this happened to you before?
[ That he accepts the apology is a relief to Jeff. Sure, he's still burning up with embarrassment, but at least the stranger's being gracious about the whole mess. ]
yeah... it happens sometimes you really can't trust anything here. privacy is totally an illusion
but i can definitely say that this is the first time this has happened with something so [ What's a respectable way of putting it? ] intimate
it figures, the ONE TIME i make an amateur sex tape!
Mandalorian people, are known for being warriors. So I was trained in a variety of things. I was trained in survival techniques. I was also trained in a variety of weaponry. Guns, knives, swords. For self defense, but also if I'd decided to become a warrior
Oh, I know this! It's after you bang and you check in with your partner, give them what they need if they're feeling vulnerable, you know? Snuggles, clean them up, kisses, tuck them in bed, give them a nice massage? Whatever they need.
So...taking care of them afterwards? [That's basically what it sounded like.] I can't...say I've had many partners that wanted that from me. [Is that why they need to talk about it??]
text, un: lascelles (misfire)
I apologize for contacting you so late, but even though I followed your example carefully the blasted thing is spilling soap foam everywhere. The kitchen floor is covered in it.
un: mandalor
I do not know what you mean.
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The soap should stay inside the machine, should it not? There's something I have done wrong. What is it?
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I do not know the machine you speak of. But did you put too much...soap in it?
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[ he squints at the text -- and finally realizes that this is not the person he thought it was. ]
I'm sorry - who is this?
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[Well this is awkward isn't it?]
Call me...Din. Sorry to hear about your...dishwasher.
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> action?
> action
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un: neverwas (MISFIRE)
Attached is a short clip of Jeff in bed, naked, though he can only be seen from the chest up, because it's a totally classy and artsy bit of misfired pornography. But by the way he's throwing his head back and moving his arms, it's pretty clear he's having some fun by himself, even if the action's tastefully off screen.
Imagine this (kinda nsfw) gif, but all by his lonesome. ]
thinking of you ;)
un: mandalor
I don't think. I'm the one you're thinking of.
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oh i see
my mistake
[ Yes, okay, he can play it cool. He can type like he's not totally freaking out over sending an embarrassing video to a stranger! ]
hi my name's jeff what's yours?
[ ...okay, no, he can't keep up the calm act, even through text. He quickly follows up with another text: ]
oh my god that was too casual wasn't it
i mean i JUST sent you a private home video of self pleasure which is TOTALLY inappropriate and then i followed it up with "hi my name's jeff what's yours" like i just bought you a drink at a bar!! i'm so sorry!
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This is the second one I've gotten.
That was meant for someone else.
[Din's almost ready to dismiss the whole thing, but then more texts keep coming. He's wondering how to respond. At least he seems nice enough to apologize.
He won't lie. The video was a little...intriguing. But he won't admit it.]
Thank you, Jeff. For apologizing. [He could at least appreciate it.]
It was rather casual. Has this happened to you before?
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yeah... it happens sometimes
you really can't trust anything here. privacy is totally an illusion
but i can definitely say that this is the first time this has happened with something so [ What's a respectable way of putting it? ] intimate
it figures, the ONE TIME i make an amateur sex tape!
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They sound generous. What training did they give you?
Works for me, un: mandalor
Mandalorian people, are known for being warriors. So I was trained in a variety of things. I was trained in survival techniques. I was also trained in a variety of weaponry. Guns, knives, swords. For self defense, but also if I'd decided to become a warrior
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--More than twenty years.
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text; un: mandalor
Aftercare?
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It's after you bang and you check in with your partner, give them what they need if they're feeling vulnerable, you know?
Snuggles, clean them up, kisses, tuck them in bed, give them a nice massage? Whatever they need.
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I can't...say I've had many partners that wanted that from me. [Is that why they need to talk about it??]
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text | un: mona
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Where would you like to meet?
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